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Kinja'd!!! "The Lurktastic Opponaught" (oppolurker)
12/13/2016 at 16:25 • Filed to: None

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This is professional level asshat parking. The car was there for the 20 minutes I was in the store.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > The Lurktastic Opponaught
12/13/2016 at 16:32

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I wasn’t aware there was a GMC badged hatch.

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Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/13/2016 at 16:38

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“Small SUV”

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Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Mercedes Streeter
12/13/2016 at 16:41

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Yeah, yeah. I thought about changing it to “compact hatch” to improve the joke but I was too lazy. Then again most compact hatches are “SUV”s now too, because crack.


Kinja'd!!! vicali > The Lurktastic Opponaught
12/13/2016 at 16:50

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I’ve seen closing employees park like that at the end of late shift- depending on the neighbourhood.

I parked like that at the emerg in northern Alberta when our little girl had croup at 2am and couldn’t breathe - left it right on the sidewalk - didn’t even lock the doors..

 


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > The Lurktastic Opponaught
12/13/2016 at 17:10

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20 minutes? She was probably holding up the 20-items-or-less lane with both of her shopping carts.